The Stair Simulator 3000

Do you live in a bungalow, ground floor flat or beach-front hut? Do you look on with envy as the Housies and Upper-Floor Wallers saunter up their stairs, laughing and high-fiving each other as they go?

Well, now you can experience the joy of slightly-elevated altitude living whilst getting a workout at the same time, with The Stair Simulator 3000!

It also massages your feet apparently, which is a lovely little bonus.